1. My parents are still together somehow
2. I got hit by a car when I was 2 1/2 years old and fractured my skull in 2 different places. Because of that, I recieved $11,000 when I turned 18, and then promptly spent it all (Most of it anyway) on drugs, alcohol and partying my ass off and was broke in 3 months. Biggest mistake of my life.
3. I dropped out of high school when I was 16, finally got my GED when I was 20.
4. I'm not gay but half my friends and family think I am because I hardly ever have girlfriends (I'm way too picky)
5. I'm obsessed with classic muscle cars, but I drive a shitty 2002 Honda Accord