No, and we are not going to have one. We had this little plastic piece of shit last year but it broke.
Christmas means less and less to me every year. My wife doesn't care much for it either. Some members of my family are going out for a meal, so perhaps we'll go to that.
My cousin has the right idea though, he's taking his wife and kids away to France for a week over the Xmas period. Getting out of this country and away from everyone is the best thing to do at Xmas in my opinion.