You Know You Are Drunk When...

[Eric]

you wake up to find your shoes destroyed.
your nose and lips are numb.
you find a new scratch or dent in your cell phone the next morning.
you talk to yourself in the bathroom at the bar/club.




please contribute the list.

 

[S O F I]

You drop your phone in the urinal...after you pissed in it.
You wake up with a big scratch on your forehead and have no clue what happened.
You go to McDonalds drive-thru at 5am and ask for a Breakfast Jack.


All true stories.

 

[Flipmo]

Ask for a Royal with Cheese at Burger King.

 

[Tha_Wood]

you wake up on the school oval
you wake up in the gutter outside your house
you choke a chick out coz she slapped you
you get ceedy with the chick when she gets back up

 

[k69atie]

You wake up with last nights kebab/burger stuck to your face.
You wake up with a really dry mouth, so you spend 10 mins with your mouth under the cold water tap
You wake up on the bathroom floor cuddling the toilet.

 

[ARon]

You are waiting for your head to stop spinning before you go to bed so you come on here and read shit like this.

 

[Tru Principle]

You get an E.R bill, but you don't remember ever going to the hospital.

 

[ChrisZimbo]

You can't remember where you parked your car.
You cant remember how to get home.
You consider urinating in the wash basin, rather than waiting in the queue.

 

[Jokerman]

You have 10 million less brain cells

 

[PuffnScruff]

you calll your e-friends and leave them messages about how you like girls with a tight anus and then wake up to see that the audio of this message has been posted on the board

 

[Mo_Murda]

you have sex with one of your friend's mom's friend.

 

[hizzle?]

you play dodge ball with a big mac and a plate at mcdonalds.

 

[Dante]

You consider urinating in the wash basin, rather than waiting in the queue.

the most euro post of the year

 

[ARon]

^Haha.

Is that the tub and toilet or something?

 

[keco52]

You wake up and wonder how you got in bed.
Have bruises but don't know where they came from
Have something that is not yours...(hat, shirt, shoes, jewelry)
Youre eating chicken and waffles...go to put sugar in your tea but instead put salt and dont even realize...until someone laughs at you...(true story)

 

[Eric]

You wake up and wonder how you got in bed.
Have bruises but don't know where they came from
Have something that is not yours...(hat, shirt, shoes, jewelry)
Youre eating chicken and waffles...go to put sugar in your tea but instead put salt and dont even realize...until someone laughs at you...(true story)

do u remember when i came home and my mother was like are u drunk and I was laughing and said no...or something like this?? or was I dreaming? If I was, it was hillarious

 

[Jeremy]

This is how you know you're drunk, faggot.

 

[Dante]

^^ looks like eric too, minus the XXXXXXL fubu and what not

 

[Eric]

^^ looks like eric too, minus the XXXXXXL fubu and what not

That is me, actually.

 

[hizzle?]

You talk to the plant in the corner of the room while laying down on the couch.