As for the grammar issues, welcome to the English language. Maybe you should speak Spanish or Native American if you don't like it. Or one of the many European languages where your nations population descends from.
Rugby World Cup.
The Ashes.
Further than you at World Cup.
If we suck, then you suck, gargle then swallow.
Oh yeah, and i'll drink you under the table all day, then all night, then all day again.