there was this fight at school during the science project contest, though i wasnt there to see it, i was upstairs in class eating. these two girls started fighting. when my friend came up she told me how the fought. then she mentioned how the band was still playing throughout all of it. and the first thought that came to my mind was the titanic movie, i spit my food out on the floor and soda came out my nose from all the laughter. it was really hilarious.
another one is when i was batting in baseball in a lil home run derby

i swung and let one rip real loud. i tried to play it off as my shoe but they heard it.
one time me and my friends were in class. i dont remember why but we started cracking up and all of the sudden one of my friends let out a fart, we all ran onto the other side of the room. the look on his face was priceless, he looked suprised, embarrassed, and sad at the same time.
and this other time we had a substitute and we were in the cafeteria. the janitor had just finished mopping the floor. then this fat kid in my class gets up and walks and falls sideways. he was in midair sideways literally. his legs were in the damn air, the funny part was that he got up in split second acting like shit didnt happen.