Thursday was college night at the club. During this occasion I was on the third floor. I noticed 3 girls about 10 feet from me. I seemed to be elevated from where I was standing. This meant that there should be a step down to the floor they are at. Unfortunately, there was no step. I fell down knees first, then elbows and then the drink went flying across the floor where moments later everyone spread down the middle to prevent getting sticky shoes. Embarrassed I was. More important, I was confused as to how there was not a step down to these 3 girls' level. I got up and noticed my intoxicated brain had been misinformed because these 3 women turned out to be dwarfs. Yeah...
Nothing else I can say tops that for me...