I got hit by a Van (not as bad as Keco though i had nothing it just hurt my whole body lol)
I fell from my two-floore bed on my tricycle (is that the name for it??) and broke my hips...that was funny )
I also slipped while i was trying to find a place to dive in the sea and fell on this sharp rock (think about how the mediteranian beaches are... its all tall sharp rocks) and it pierced my stomach and it almost touched my liver and lungs...
Tooth and mouth pain is definitely the worst. I had a root canal also but they gave me novacane or whatever and it didnt work cus they didnt know I had an infection. I didnt feel the drilling much but he went and poked the nerve and it hurt so god damn much. They put me to sleep to finish it.
that's why i love my dentist, the guy uses so much novocaine i don't feel anything when he works (if i do feel anything, he just gives me more). my mouth is frozen for like 4 hours afterward, but that's better than the pain lol
Fell from a shonky half-assed ancient deck and impaled my right calf muscle on some rio (steel) below. The fall itself was bad because I landed retarded.
I jammed my right hand playing football. I didn't know how important my thumb would be until I couldn't take the pain of wiping my own ass after doodooing. That shit hurt my hand and my feelings.