The_One: Trapped In The Closet?

[devils_advok8]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=real_men

 

[Zero Cool]

Since I don't have any credible sources of what happened next, I'm going to go off of the next best thing: hearsay and rumor. After he cut off his arm, he jumped off the cliff and broke his fall with his face, just because he's that tough. Then he got ambushed by a tribe of angry Indians, caught an arrow in his heart, pulled it out and killed all the warriors with it. On his way back a buffalo crossed his path so what did Ralston do? He head-butt it to death, then he found its offspring and broke their ribs just for pissing him off. Then he chopped down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis, built a raft out of it and rafted down the green river. That's the damn truth--more or less. Aron Ralston is a real man and one tough son of a bitch. He deserves utmost respect for being such a badass.

ROFL.

 

[Swollen_Member]

I’m exactly the same as The_One. As are all my friends, we're all raving metrosexuals and its normal for a man where im from, to spend money on expensive clothes, hair products, hair cuts (by stylists). Nothing wrong with wanting to look good.

Gangsta.

 

[AmerikazMost]

I’m exactly the same as The_One. As are all my friends, we're all raving metrosexuals and its normal for a man where im from, to spend money on expensive clothes, hair products, hair cuts (by stylists). Nothing wrong with wanting to look good.

So you're gay without the whole getting rammed in the ass thing?

 

[LilShOrtiE485]

A bunch of guys I know shave their legs...........

 

[bigmack]

Anyway i hope this closed my case (or my closet). If not, the following is a picture of my tounge down another girls throat.
http://www.ritmo-caliente.net/Othershit/DSC00003.JPG
and to prove it's a girl
http://www.ritmo-caliente.net/Othershit/DSC00004.JPG
http://www.ritmo-caliente.net/Othershit/jaydeandi.JPG

yo man, you'd been better off saying you were gay

 

[Swollen_Member]

A bunch of guys I know shave their legs...........

I like apple pie.

 

[LilShOrtiE485]

I like apple pie.

Nu uh so do I!!

 

[devils_advok8]

A bunch of guys I know shave their legs...........

Maybe cause you live in San Francisco?

 

[AmerikazMost]

yo man, you'd been better off saying you were gay

rofl

 

[Troublesome1996]

Gangsta.

The whole gangsta look is much worse then men cleaning themselves up. People who wear t-shirts 10 times too large for them and their skinny arms and speak in a stupid language to act tough...

AmerikazMost, no. It's where im from its normal. Its just im comfortable with my sexuality (straight) and im not a guy whos too lazy to take care of himself. I also dont like being another face in the crowd. Its nice to have some kind of individuality.

 

[AmerikazMost]

AmerikazMost, no. It's where im from its normal. Its just im comfortable with my sexuality (straight) and im not a guy whos too lazy to take care of himself. I also dont like being another face in the crowd. Its nice to have some kind of individuality.

There was a kid in my class who's a metrosexual. I knew him through debate and he was in a bunch of my classes, but if I didn't know him I'd think he was gay. A lot of people say that, even his closest friends.

If you do it to be different then you're being, well, gay. Personally I just wear what I like. I don't go and put highlights in my hair to make myself stand out. If you have to try to be who you are, you should question what you're doing.

If that's what makes you comfortable though, more power to ya.

 

[Swollen_Member]

AmerikazMost, no. It's where im from its normal. Its just im comfortable with my sexuality (straight) and im not a guy whos too lazy to take care of himself. I also dont like being another face in the crowd. Its nice to have some kind of individuality.

Don't you feel like a chick doing all that stuff?

 

[bigmack]

metrosexuals=fags plain and simple.if you wanna argue with this,you're either a girl or gay

 

[AmerikazMost]

metrosexuals=fags plain and simple.if you wanna argue with this,you're either a girl or gay

you know what's worse? guys who wear girls' pants. that's the new fad in my area. seriously fucked up.

 

[bigmack]

you know what's worse? guys who wear girls' pants. that's the new fad in my area. seriously fucked up.

they dont deserve to have a dick

 

[vg4030]

this is more for a laugh...unless it is true...if so, we are behind you (okay not like that).

lmao :thumb:

 

[AmerikazMost]

they dont deserve to have a dick

i don't know how they can fit them on.. it'd be as uncomfortable as fuck for me...my crotch couldnt take it

 

[Salar]

why does ignorance ruin every thread.
sigh