lol, let me guess, majid
have you got a number plate which looks like this M 44 JJJ
btw, am I punjabi? I can speak punjabi / urdu. it's not proper punjabi but it's a dialect of it from Kashmir. I learnt both languages from people in my street since there was mostly english spoken in my house.
im punjabi and muslim, my parents are both from the punjab province in Pakistan. My dads always cusses me off in punjabi, shit like, teri ma de pudhi, panchoord and so on