The Official I'm Bored And I'll Listen To Your Problems And Find A Solution

[Jeremy]

Smoke weed, watch tv, or a movie. Or go on a seven day herion binge.

 

[TraynAllDay]

Okay, there is this wonderful girl in my life and we get along perfectly. We play together everyday and she is so much fun. The problem is, I have this cat, that's his name, and I don't want him to feel neglected. He gets very jealous and likes spending time with me. Another problem is that he doesn't like getting comfortable near me unless he's really sleepy. If I lay near him he moves like 6 feet away and gets comfy there. What can I do?

Should I continue my relationship with this girl? How can I make Cat be more friendly?

 

[Big Flipp]

Smoke weed, watch tv, or a movie. Or go on a seven day herion binge.

herorn, always go with the heroin.

 

[_carmi]

Okay, there is this wonderful girl in my life and we get along perfectly. We play together everyday and she is so much fun. The problem is, I have this cat, that's his name, and I don't want him to feel neglected. He gets very jealous and likes spending time with me. Another problem is that he doesn't like getting comfortable near me unless he's really sleepy. If I lay near him he moves like 6 feet away and gets comfy there. What can I do?

Should I continue my relationship with this girl? How can I make Cat be more friendly?

fuck the girl. stay with the cat man. how can u leave ur catr like that for that girl :fury:

 

[Saint33]

fuck the girl. stay with the cat man. how can u leave ur catr like that for that girl :fury:

don listen to her, cats r gay, but so r chicks, so heres my advice, ditch em both, find urself a dog and penut butter, it solves both problems

 

[_carmi]

don listen to her, cats r gay, but so r chicks, so heres my advice, ditch em both, find urself a dog and penut butter, it solves both problems

why peanut butter?

 

[TraynAllDay]

don listen to her, cats r gay, but so r chicks, so heres my advice, ditch em both, find urself a dog and penut butter, it solves both problems

Man, I ain't trying to get my dick sucked! I have two promising relationships here and I'm not trying to jeapordize either of 'em. But ain't you an angel. Why you talking like this?

 

[_carmi]

Man, I ain't trying to get my dick sucked! I have two promising relationships here and I'm not trying to jeapordize either of 'em. But ain't you an angel. Why you talking like this?

then make the cat meet the girl. maybe they'll go out together and you'll be the one left apart

 

[jbrolax]

F'n A cotton F'n A

anyway i posted a thread on a ticket i jsut got if i knew this thread was up i would of put it in here....

 

[Saint33]

Man, I ain't trying to get my dick sucked! I have two promising relationships here and I'm not trying to jeapordize either of 'em. But ain't you an angel. Why you talking like this?

ok well i didnt actually read ur post, jus carmis, so now that ive read, i hav to say carmis idea was good, jus try and introduce the cat to the girl.

Ur right im actually Satan's undercover Saint, sent to heaven to destroy god :thumb:



and carmi, wit a dog and penut butter, wut do u think u can do? Jus think about it

 

[_carmi]

and carmi, wit a dog and penut butter, wut do u think u can do? Jus think about it

u know what.. i still dont get it

 

[keco52]

Ok _carmi I have a problem I wanna have a booty like Beyonce's or close to hers but I dont know how! Help please

Oh....and are legs that are hard good???

eat cornbread...no joke...

 

[_carmi]

eat cornbread...no joke...

really? lol

 

[Tru Principle]

I don't understand why Tecca Nina is as talented as he is, but not as known as he should be..

Carmi, help me.

 

[_carmi]

I don't understand why Tecca Nina is as talented as he is, but not as known as he should be..

Carmi, help me.

who is tecca nina first? lol

 

[linx]

You think keco and me will hit it off!?

 

[keco52]

really? lol

ask all the corn fed country ppl :thumb:

 

[PELLA]

any good "funny pictures" sites? Im at work and i have NOTHING to do...might aswell work on my essay :sad:

 

[_carmi]

You think keco and me will hit it off!?

that is not a problem sir, but a question. me thinks that.. no lol

 

[_carmi]

any good "funny pictures" sites? Im at work and i have NOTHING to do...might aswell work on my essay :sad:

http://www.dumpalink.com/c/Pictures
but they are not even funny lol