After undergoing many sexual acts with my mother and my sisters I was hoping to generate enough inner spirit to have a large enough erection to penetrate my fathers anus. Alas my penis was of too small a siz and my fathers rectum of too large a radius. This left me with a dejected feeling, but I will pursue my dreams to become a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger by eating the meaty flaps of giraffe carcasses while sitting on the face of a mule. Yes I am King Arthur behold Excalibur.