they insert a marinated pneumatic tube in their anus and let it sit for an extended period of time.when the tube is removed,the rectum then contains tiny flavored crystals that mix with the secret ingredient and develop into the various assortments of kisses that spurt out of the anal orifice.
WOW, do u like study the art of anal chocolate making or sumin? Cuz id be interested to know how u know all this stuff without ne previous anal chocale making history
obviously the poo poo elf's rudamentary digestive system cannot process the caramel, hence it is compacted into a mass in its colon and excreted in one solid chunk in the center of its fecal matter.