1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.