The Brown Noise!

[k69atie]

On radio one today at between 4.20pm and 4.30pm they are going to play something called "the brown noise" apparently when you hear it, it makes you poo your pants! Has anyone heard of this noise??

 

[KAMIKAZI]

What if you're not wearing any pants?

 

[bigmack]

What if you're not wearing any pants?

yeah it might be a problem for The_One

 

[k69atie]

Never mind that, what if everyone listening shits themselves! lol, i am at work, i could shit myself here at my desk!

 

[Flipmo]

Then your office area is gonna smell like a weird japaniese fetish movie set.

 

[k69atie]

^^ lol, you should listen online and join in on the experiment!

 

[bigmack]

download it here and try it

http://www.ee.columbia.edu/~dpwe/noise/brownnoise.wav

i just farted but i didnt shit myself

 

[k69atie]

i only have 10 mins to wait until they play it!

 

[bigmack]

it probably wont work through the radio cuz the radio frequency is limited and cant hold the brown noise freq

 

[Flipmo]

Then you'll just have diaherrea instead.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Then your office area is gonna smell like a weird japaniese fetish movie set.

No, it would smell like shit.

 

[k69atie]

will it help if i turn it up really loud?

 

[Flipmo]

Then you'll have loud farting noises including shit.

This is a no win - no win situation here

 

[bigmack]

no. i was just reading about it. actually the wav file i posted or if they play it on the radio it wont work because it only works at the source. the frequency cant be held in the file. but it really does work by releasing your bowels.

 

[Flipmo]

Impossible. No sounds can break up my rectal cavity!

 

[Butt Rubber]

On radio one today at between 4.20pm and 4.30pm they are going to play something called "the brown noise" apparently when you hear it, it makes you poo your pants! Has anyone heard of this noise??

you watched southpark last night, didnt you?

 

[k69atie]

No why ^^^

Well they played it, but i didn't hear anything, my stomache feels funny but i didn't crap myself

 

[bigmack]

you watched southpark last night, didnt you?

hehe make the whole world crap themselves

 

[mechman]

you watched southpark last night, didnt you?

NOOO I missed it, was it a good one?

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Well they played it, but i didn't hear anything, my stomache feels funny but i didn't crap myself

It only feels funny because you want it to, the Brown Noise aint shit! :thumb: