http://thatvideosite.com/view/2662.html
yes it is even better than jodie fosters recent speech where she starts rapping eminem lyrics.
yes it is even better than jodie fosters recent speech where she starts rapping eminem lyrics.
The Best Graduation Speech Ever
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It's a "commencement" speech, yessir. 
those sites don't work on my comp no more
i would rather have a cartoon character than have jodie foster spit anti-war hate speech and rap eminem lyrics, bringing a negative feel to the whole thing.
i can agree though, a person doing the voices of family guy isnt the best idea, you really want someone to speak on positive things and inspire you as you are heading out into the world.
i can agree though, a person doing the voices of family guy isnt the best idea, you really want someone to speak on positive things and inspire you as you are heading out into the world.
CoolWaterz, this is what I'm talking about.
I want someone to say something memorable, like this:
"What is it that binds us to this place as to no other? It is not the well or the bell or the stone walls or the crisp October nights. Our loyalty is not to the memories of what William Richardson Davie did 200 years ago . . . No, our love for this place is based upon the fact that it is as it was meant to be The University of the People. Two hundred years to the day since the founding of the First State University, we can read again the words on its seal--"light and liberty"-- and say the The University of North Carolina has lived by those two short noble words and say that in all of the American story there is no other place like this."
- Charles Kuralt '55
It was a University Day speech - not graduation - but you get the idea.
I want someone to say something memorable, like this:
"What is it that binds us to this place as to no other? It is not the well or the bell or the stone walls or the crisp October nights. Our loyalty is not to the memories of what William Richardson Davie did 200 years ago . . . No, our love for this place is based upon the fact that it is as it was meant to be The University of the People. Two hundred years to the day since the founding of the First State University, we can read again the words on its seal--"light and liberty"-- and say the The University of North Carolina has lived by those two short noble words and say that in all of the American story there is no other place like this."
- Charles Kuralt '55
It was a University Day speech - not graduation - but you get the idea.
idk ive seen my sisters graduation, been to my own, watched my girlfriends, and none of them "inspired" me to go out and fight the good fight. I would take comedy anyday over a guy standing up there thinking hes the second coming and his words mean more than they truly do.
Most speakers are just boring and unmemorable. At least the kids who graduated and heard seth mcfarlane will always remember it...i couldnt even tell you who spoke at my graduation
Most speakers are just boring and unmemorable. At least the kids who graduated and heard seth mcfarlane will always remember it...i couldnt even tell you who spoke at my graduation
lmao @ me being emo
A graduation ceremony isn't a stand-up comedy show. I'd rather have Robert Frost speak at it than Dane Cook any day, and I enjoy Dane Cook's work a lot more.
This makes me think of a joke by Lewis Black where he commented on N*Sync doing the half time show for the Super Bowl:
"Because when I think 'football,' I think 'N*Sync.'"
Stewie Griffin is to a graduation ceremony as N*Sync is to the Super Bowl.
That's my stance and I'm stickin' to it.
A graduation ceremony isn't a stand-up comedy show. I'd rather have Robert Frost speak at it than Dane Cook any day, and I enjoy Dane Cook's work a lot more.
This makes me think of a joke by Lewis Black where he commented on N*Sync doing the half time show for the Super Bowl:
"Because when I think 'football,' I think 'N*Sync.'"
Stewie Griffin is to a graduation ceremony as N*Sync is to the Super Bowl.
That's my stance and I'm stickin' to it.