Taking a shit

Cown

Cown

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#1
I was with my friend the other night in a bar and the dude got really drunk and ended up having to puke. I helped him out to the toilet and as we got out there we found out the all the stalls where occupied... So my friend, being a rugby player and a pretty big dude as well, couldn't wait so he dicided to kick the door in to one of the stalls, only to find out that there is a dude in there taking a shit and while all this went down he puked all over this poor fellow as well. And that not all, being drunk as fuck a he was he figured that if someone did this to me (kicked in the door while I was shitting and then puked over me, I'd wohop his ass) so he dïdn't want this guys to smack him, so he decides to fuck him up first so he punches him in the face and then runs away...

I'ma never take a shit in a public place ever again
 
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HiGhTillDeaTH

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#7
#7
lol this shit cracks me up.

I was puked on in 2nd grade, and remeber how the teachers use to have your name tag taped to the desk? Well not only did the kid ralph all over me, my binders and my clothes he fucked up my damn name tag and made it have puke/air bubbles under it. I was sad.
 
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bigmack

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#11
#11
Cown said:
I was with my friend the other night in a bar and the dude got really drunk and ended up having to puke. I helped him out to the toilet and as we got out there we found out the all the stalls where occupied... So my friend, being a rugby player and a pretty big dude as well, couldn't wait so he dicided to kick the door in to one of the stalls, only to find out that there is a dude in there taking a shit and while all this went down he puked all over this poor fellow as well. And that not all, being drunk as fuck a he was he figured that if someone did this to me (kicked in the door while I was shitting and then puked over me, I'd wohop his ass) so he dïdn't want this guys to smack him, so he decides to fuck him up first so he punches him in the face and then runs away...

I'ma never take a shit in a public place ever again
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hahaha thats some nasty shit.the dude who got punched probably fell on the floor and moved around in his shit ,then it got mixed with the puke,then he puked because it was so disgusting.
 
Flipmo

Flipmo

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#12
#12
lmao. I'm sorry, but this is funny, imagine what was going on in the dude's mind. He's quietly taking a shit all relaxed, then all of a sudden, this rugby player takes down his door, pukes on him and then punches him in the face. lol.

The guy probably still doesn't understand what happened. lol
 
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Florida123

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#13
#13
prince mack said:
hahaha thats some nasty shit.the dude who got punched probably fell on the floor and moved around in his shit ,then it got mixed with the puke,then he puked because it was so disgusting.
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lmao

well, maybe that dude deserved it or somethin...karma maybe?
 
ArtsyGirl

ArtsyGirl

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#15
#15
FlipMo said:
lmao. I'm sorry, but this is funny, imagine what was going on in the dude's mind. He's quietly taking a shit all relaxed, then all of a sudden, this rugby player takes down his door, pukes on him and then punches him in the face. lol.

The guy probably still doesn't understand what happened. lol
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:laugh: Poor bloke
 
Maverick

Maverick

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#18
#18
HiGhTillDeaTH said:
lol this shit cracks me up.

I was puked on in 2nd grade, and remeber how the teachers use to have your name tag taped to the desk? Well not only did the kid ralph all over me, my binders and my clothes he fucked up my damn name tag and made it have puke/air bubbles under it. I was sad.
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LMAO... puke on your nametag...

pz.
 
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