Sudanese man forced to marry goat

[Devious]

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
sorry this one was too weird not to post lmao

 

[S. Fourteen]

LMAO PWNED

this is much better than severed body parts and teachers fucking kids.

 

[Freedom Froggy]

lol@ "fell off the back of the goat"

 

[bigmack]

well at least he fucked a goat instead of raping someone

 

[Quasimodo]

LMFAO ahahahahaha thats the best shit i read all day

 

[Freedom Froggy]

sheeps can have human babies right?

 

[SiGh]

sheeps can have human babies right?

LMAO. why u wanna know froggie

 

[S O F I]

There's advantages to marrying a goat over a woman.

 

[LesanePCrooks96]

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Lol. What a great story:laugh:

LMAO @ him tying up the real animal

 

[jbrolax]

goat fucker

 

[SiGh]

if u freeze goat shit and use it as bb gun pellets, it breaks down windows easily, and leaves red/dark marks on ur body if it hits u.

 

[jbrolax]

if u freeze goat shit and use it as bb gun pellets, it breaks down windows easily, and leaves red/dark marks on ur body if it hits u.

Why do you know that

 

[hizzle?]

There's advantages to marrying a goat over a woman.

lollllll!!! repped!

edit: damn it! i can't

 

[Synful*Luv]

They should have made all the priests who slept with little boys marry them :laugh:



*wonders if I went too far*

 

[Devious]

thats not too far, nothing would be too harsh for pederast priests

 

[hizzle?]

^^ That would be a punishment to the children no to the priests...

 

[Helena]

that's crazy

 

[Khalistani Soldier]

well at least he fucked a goat instead of raping someone

haha so true

 

[Freedom Froggy]

They should have made all the priests who slept with little boys marry them :laugh:



*wonders if I went too far*

why reward them with what they want?

 

[Synful*Luv]

why reward them with what they want?

They rewarded this man with his goat. At least if the priests marry the boys they'll have a financial obligation to them :thumb: