Some funny shit I overheard last night

[Cown]

I was out partying with a couple of peepz last night and we all went to this club. We where all drinking and haveing a great time, nothing out of the unusual. Everybody knows that when you consume alot of fluid you'll sooner or later have to go take a piss, which fortunatly or ounfortunatly occured to me, so I went to the little bois room to take a wizz, and just before I entered the door I heard some chicks talking about some really nasty shit and laughing, so (as the pervert I am) I decided to listen to what the fuck they where talking about since this "Girls always go 2 and 2 to the fucken bathroom" shit has been buggin me since I was a small boi with puperty swinging my dick from side to side. Anyway they where talking and I ended up laughing so fucken hard that they heard me and exposed me and I was like what-the-fuck ever cuz that shit was hillarious... What where they talking about? Well this is somewhat amusing to few and prolly disturbing to others, but one of the chicks was complaining that one of her boobs was smaller then the other, and the other girl was like, yeah I feel the same way, I hope nobody ever notices it... God damn it, I never heard a guy asking another guy if his dick be like deformed... shit hahaha

 

[BIG NASTY]

i think the beer got to ya, but yeah women talk about that shit all the tyme

 

[Duke]

haha, yeah, they do that constantly. its still hilarious tho, especially if you're messed up good

 

[Bender]

Women are vain, and it's probably the issue they get insecure over the most.

One of my ears stick out more than the other, so what! I get better reception on the left.

 

[Butt Rubber]

hahah i believe it, chicks are self conscious like that

 

[k69atie]

all women have one boob slightly bigger than the other - fact

 

[Jebus]

^^^^the boob doctor

 

[Butt Rubber]

all women have one boob slightly bigger than the other - fact

send me a photo of yours for comparrison

 

[Devious]

^^^hahahahahahaha, send me a copy too please, i must inspect them very closely

 

[Casey]

lolz funny shit maing. my sister and one of her friends live with me, so i hear that shit all the damn time.

 

[Flipmo]

I don't see what's odd. Every female has a boob just a bit bigger than the other. You usually can't notice it.

 

[SiGh]

they git bigger during their period..too right

 

[_carmi]

lol yeah i guess we are like that

 

[Butt Rubber]

carmi, post your boobs too so we can compare them to Katies

 

[SiGh]

Lmao.

 

[_carmi]

carmi, post your boobs too so we can compare them to Katies

stfu

 

[Butt Rubber]

You've never peaked in the girls bathroom before? God damn rookies.

nigga i LIVED in a girls bathroom before

 

[Bender]

This made you laugh?

 

[RFTP]

This made you laugh?

It was probably the alcohol..

 

[Cooper]

send me a photo of yours for comparrison

:horny: :thumb:

stfu

ok...we won't compare....:thumb: