bury his soon to be ex wife
lol funny story. When I went to buy a new shovel, I also had to get a pick axe, and for the fuck of it bought ducktape and a gasoline can. Oh man, the lady ringing me gave me the meanest stink eye ever.
I actually had a legit reason to dig a hole, I had to get to a pipe in my yard so it could be replaced, but I found it to be a very enjoyable expierence. Like, if I was pissed or needed time to think, I could totally do this again.