what the fuck, you poor excuse for a turd!!
i saw your thread title which clearly stated that everyone was going to get a shoutout. i felt happiness inside. i felt a slight tingle in my fingers. i was light-headed for a few seconds. clicking the thread, i had already figured out all kinds of different jokes i could pull. i was looking forward to a few posts going back and forth between me and you about stuff like why i am on your list. i thought that for once, maybe someone who i haven't adressed directly reckognized me for my posts. i was literally shaking while the bottom right corner of my web browser said "connecting to www.2pacboard.com..." i started sweating. normally when people do shout out threads i search the page for "rizzle" and if i can't find it i just hit the "back" button on my browser. anything else would be considered freeposting. since you clearly stated that everyone were getting shout-outs i didn't bother searching. i was certain that my name was on the list, so i scrolled down and read through it the old-fashioned way. as i came closer and closer to the end of the list i got more and more excited. i was ready for climax. until i realized i'm not on the list.
you just ruined my day. i hope you burn. k.
thanks for the shoutie, your location gives me a boner
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but still..
