Really cool site
- Thread starter ~DonmegA~
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Okay check this. Im sitting here, drunk as muthafucka (if you claim to be more drunk, i will rape and maim one half of your family), deciding whether to actually click the link or not. Finally, i did, and was really disappointed.
Let me embark on a cynical crusade right here. We've got this site, with a doom spelling tune. So, readily drunk as I am, i decide to click on "Experience". I mean, i'm drunk as a skunk, gotta go for the most furious option, right?
So i click, and after eating the loading screen (i've already decided the site makers should die at this moment) . I see a picture of a boy and an elephant, opening frames to multiple pictures. Of elephants. Right. Ok. I can go to the zoo too.
And I'm not even touching on the bullshit whispers of "If you come to me at this moment, your minutes will become hours. And your hours will become days. And your days will become...a lifetime".
So lemme get this straight. By looking at this godforsaken website, my perception of time is going to change?
Didnt think so, dipshit. Nice try. What's with all the pseudo-spiritual bullshit these days? One flashy (pun intended) website posted and everyone's all touched and gooey and BAAAAAH FUCK YOU. Let's face it here, it's a well designed website throwing nothing but utter BS your way.
Wise quotes? No, common MUTHERFUCKIN sense.
Amazing pictures? No, they're elephants, you wanker.
What the fuck is this site supposed to do? Awaken me? Spiritualize me?
No, it's setting my bullshit detector on full blast. Yeah, the enhanced experience is really going to make me a better person. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, PULL YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASS, IDIOT! It's a website! Not a spiritual experience. Want a spiritual experience? Try shrooms. Or migrate to Bhutan and meditate for 2 months.
People that have spiritual revelations on the Internet deserve to get shot.
Let me embark on a cynical crusade right here. We've got this site, with a doom spelling tune. So, readily drunk as I am, i decide to click on "Experience". I mean, i'm drunk as a skunk, gotta go for the most furious option, right?
So i click, and after eating the loading screen (i've already decided the site makers should die at this moment) . I see a picture of a boy and an elephant, opening frames to multiple pictures. Of elephants. Right. Ok. I can go to the zoo too.
And I'm not even touching on the bullshit whispers of "If you come to me at this moment, your minutes will become hours. And your hours will become days. And your days will become...a lifetime".
So lemme get this straight. By looking at this godforsaken website, my perception of time is going to change?
Didnt think so, dipshit. Nice try. What's with all the pseudo-spiritual bullshit these days? One flashy (pun intended) website posted and everyone's all touched and gooey and BAAAAAH FUCK YOU. Let's face it here, it's a well designed website throwing nothing but utter BS your way.
Wise quotes? No, common MUTHERFUCKIN sense.
Amazing pictures? No, they're elephants, you wanker.
What the fuck is this site supposed to do? Awaken me? Spiritualize me?
No, it's setting my bullshit detector on full blast. Yeah, the enhanced experience is really going to make me a better person. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, PULL YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASS, IDIOT! It's a website! Not a spiritual experience. Want a spiritual experience? Try shrooms. Or migrate to Bhutan and meditate for 2 months.
People that have spiritual revelations on the Internet deserve to get shot.
