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roaches

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#1
Now driving in a wild frieze of headlong horses with eyes walled and teeth cropped and naked riders with clusters of arrows clenched in their jaws and their shields winking in the dust and up the far side of the ruined ranks in a piping of boneflutes and dropping down off the sides of their mounts with one heel hung in the withers strap and their short bows flexing beneath the outstretched necks of the ponies until they had circled the company and cut their ranks in two and then rising up again like funhouse figures, some with nightmare faces painted on their breasts, riding down the unhorsed Saxons and spearing and clubbing them and leaping from their mounts with knives and running about on the ground with a peculiar bandylegged trot like creatures driven to alien forms of locomotion and stripping the clothes from the dead and seizing them up by the hair and passing their blades about the skulls of the living and the dead alike and snatching aloft the bloody wigs and hacking and chopping at the naked bodies, ripping off limbs, heads, gutting the strange white torsos and holding up great handfuls of viscera, genitals, some of the savages so slathered up with gore they might have rolled in it like dogs and some who fell upon the dying and sodomized them with loud cries to their fellows.

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roaches

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#7
I made a post about my favorite sentence and included a link to a rap song at the end of it and suddenly that means this post doesn't belong in Our Block? I'm not posting again until whoever pulled this retarded shit moves it back.
 

roaches

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#8
where's the bitch?
Which one? But the answer is either
1) forgotten
2) moved on to someone better
3) 1,100 miles away

can i call her the bitch?
Whatever makes your yellow mellow.

or do you have sole proprietorship?
Not anymore. Drunk edition, edit forthcoming: 30 months ago I met one person who was worth claiming sole propietorship over and for chickenshit reasons I didn't. Now >= 0 applies and I'm flipping through her Facebook photos like a faggot and listening to Seeing Sounds through headphones at ear-splitting volume. Christ almighty.
 

roaches

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#11


Who knew this was so important? I'm going to go on the record and get my and call it a definining cultural moment, herald of a new generation taking its place among the power elite and digging out the old establishment, a sign of the shape of things to come rivaled in its potency and importance in our age by Al Gore making out with Tipper on stage at the convention in 2000.

Or:
 

Preach

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#13
lol

i was about to say, who makes the mistake of slapping a chick on the ass on cnn when running for president. it's obvious he had no "such" intentions :D
 

Preach

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#18
Well I was staring at the thing, trying to make sense of what I was supposed to be seeing, and I noticed he put his hand there. I figured that was it, I dunno lol. I didn't say it sounded reasonable, it was the only thing I could see in the picture :(
 

Preach

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#19
wow, if you really think this is a definining cultural moment or really important you are truly an idiot.
i think it symbolizes a more youthful and humane behavior, which is a strong contrast to the stereotypical (lol) american president. i don't think it means revolution, but it's new and exciting. (disclaimer: i'm speaking as if i held that opinion. i don't necessarily.)
 

roaches

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#20
I'm a daddy!

I came back home to find a baby deer crying in the middle of the street, walking around all by herself. She immediately started following me around. Now I'm chilling in the garage and she's lying down at my feet.

She drinks water.
She won't drink milk.
She won't eat cut up apples or crushed berries.

My mom and sister want to check her out so I'm waiting till they come home to call the ASPCA.

Oh shit she got up!
 

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