I can't believe my post was passed off as bullshit, Rukas. Why is it soo hard to believe that I used to live by ancient Egyptian Pyramids? I personally oversaw their construction for Khufu.
Unfortunately, my house is located in the dullest of suburbs. I live in an area called "Todt Hill Road" and all that's across the street from me is a cemetery (which cannot be easily distinguished as it's covered by bushes and now blanketed by the snow). Of course there's a Church in the same area--how poetic. It isn't visible in the picture.