Boxers & wife beater, but never naked.
It pisses me off when fucks talk on the phone while pissing or shitting. Long ago I was talking to a friend, and i get hearing like small ''UHhhg'' from time to time... finally I asked, what's with the forcing sounds?
Then I hear a flush and he goes, I was taking a shit...
I never cursed a dude out so much as I did when I heard that. That shit is wrong. lol