Mark Deez's wet dream

#8
A Norwegian, Ola, had just become an astronaut and was going up in the space for the first time. With him he had a monkey.
Control tower: “If there is a red light, the monkey should do something and if there is a green light, Ola should do something.”
They both nodded.
Red light: “Monkey, start the engine.”
The monkey started the engine without problems.
Red light: “Monkey, initiate launch process.”
So did the monkey.
Red light: “Monkey, release emergency rockets.”
No problems for the monkey.
Ola started to get bored from not doing anything and sighed loudly.
Red light: “Place the shuttle in the correct orbit.”
The monkey carried through the instructions.
GREEN LIGHT.
“Yes, finally I’m going to do something,” Ola thought.
”Ola, feed the monkey.”

Hence people from Norgay are retards and idiots... here is a picture of Preach's future biological son


 
#9
S W E D E N > N O R W A Y



How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?

You swim down and knock on the door.
How do you sink a Norwegian submarine a second time?
You swim down and knock on the door, then the Norwegian crew opens and says:”Haha, we’re not buying that again!”

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

You put in a Norwegian crew.
 

Duke

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Tru Principle said:
S W E D E N > N O R W A Y

"How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
You swim down and knock on the door.
How do you sink a Norwegian submarine a second time?
You swim down and knock on the door, then the Norwegian crew opens and says:”Haha, we’re not buying that again!”

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
You put in a Norwegian crew. "

lol
 

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