Laura Bush's book

Jokerman

Jokerman

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Anyone read President Bush's wife book? I thought it was pretty funny.

Here are some excerpts:

"George and I are complete opposites. I'm a literate woman who values truth, my vibrator and Valium. My husband is a horrible man with no guts and no integrity at all. I'm introverted, clinically depressed, and on medication, he's extroverted and manic. I can pronounce 'nuclear.' I can read. The list goes on, folks."

"The amazing thing is that George and I were just meant to be. I was a librarian who spent 12 hours a day in the library, yet somehow I met George. There was a bar around the corner I used to see him standing in front of. He exposed himself to me as I drove by and I thought he was cute and pulled over. We've been together ever since. He's dumb as a post but he's my post! "

"People often wonder what my mother-in-law is really like. People think she's a sweet, Aunt Bea type. She's actually more like J. Edgar Hoover with a dick. You wonder how George's dad ever got the inspiration to shack up with her. Can you imagine sex with that furry beast? I'd rather try and get through the Patriot Act!"


And it goes on like that.
 
SiGh

SiGh

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are u serious? that first quote totally made fun of his husband n shit. she aint put dat out for real..did she?
 
Elmira

Elmira

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More excerpts:

"There was this one rough time in our relationship, I really thought it would end in divorce. I was determined, however, not to lose my rich husband and my future chance to be on television. In the end, I went out and bought a leather belt and some handcuffs. It kept us together long enough until I could become first lady."

Ever see her on tv standing behind him as he speaks with that dumbass look on his face? Like shes so fucking high class. She married a dumbass.


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"Ever see her on T.V. standing behind me as I speak with that dumbass look on my face? Like she's so fucking high class. She married a dumbass, she's so fucking dumb. She doesn't know how dumb I actually am, how fucking stupid she is."
--George Bush
 
Jokerman

Jokerman

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^I see you read it, too.

Here's some more, guys:

"I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk a horse. What's worse, it was a male horse. But seriously folks, he's been jacking off Halliburton execs since he was a governor. He perfected his stroke on assorted Saudis. He used to "milk" Prince Abdullah all the time. But what do I know? I'm just his fuckin' wife!"

"Here's a typical evening with George: Nine o'clock, Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep, and I'm watching Desperate Housewives with my thighs wrapped around Lynne Cheney's head as she delicately nibbles my clitoris. If those women on that show think they're desperate, they ought to be with George. Thank god Condi turned me onto same sex relationships! Dr. Rice, as she likes to be called when she's in Dominatrix mode, is a very generous lesbian as well as being a damned good liar."
 
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Saint33

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lmao, shes prolly gunna run bush outta presidency with this, george is an idoit, blah blah blah, who would want a man, who wife even thinks hes an idiot, as ther country leader, fuckin idiot americans :rolleyes: :p
 
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