just made a dick outa myself at xmas party

#1
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how bad your thinking. well bad enough.
blurted out alot of thoughts iv had over the last year at work i shoulda kept to myself. totaly gave people the wrong opionoin on me, and to be honest i was a total cunt. and i aint looking 4wrd to going back to work in a few days.


any tell me some of your stories to make me feel less bad. or give me some security that ill look back at this thread in a week and laugh
 

S. Fourteen

Well-Known Member
#2
sounds like you weren't drinking so you're fucked.

just be cool at work when you go back, don't be a cunt and people will forget about the 2005 xmas party where you jumped on the table, whipped your dick out and humped the boss's wife.

I love you Frank Grimes.
 
#3
saltynuts said:
sounds like you weren't drinking so you're fucked.

just be cool at work when you go back, don't be a cunt and people will forget about the 2005 xmas party where you jumped on the table, whipped your dick out and humped the boss's wife.

I love you Frank Grimes.
oh i was drinking alright. iv never woke up the next morning WIthoug a hang over and said i had to much to drink.
i was the only fucker there stumbling about. if we were all in the same boat i wouldnt mind as much. it made me feel sick today thinking about how i acted, its naggin the hell outa me. i just gotta laugh about it i guess. i also questioned it alcohol is for me. another bad factor is im kinda quiet normaly so it suprised the fuck outa everyone
 

Shahin

Active Member
#6
Frank Grimes said:
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any tell me some of your stories to make me feel less bad. or give me some security that ill look back at this thread in a week and laugh
I accidentally called my adopted ethiopian cousin "Erithreas" (his name is Eremias). Luckily the kid is only 8 and didn't get it. How i could be that fuckin stupid is beyond me.
 

ArtsyGirl

Well-Known Member
#9
If your really worried about it put out a memo that reads like this thread.

My bro went to his Xmas party on the weekend knowing if he drank he'd say things that he shouldnt say. Anyway the Beer got the better of him and eventually made a Salesman cry. He also isnt looking forward to seeing him in the coming weeks.

I think Christmas parties are a conspiracy conducted by Management to find out what the employee's really think, I mean what good are they apart from the free Booze and Food?
 

ill-matic

Well-Known Member
#12
i think you should hire a car, drive all the way to Mexico, dump the rental, and begin a new life in the heavily pollutted regions of Mexico City , under the new name of Pablo Rodriguez Santa Negarra De La Barra Besco
 

Shot 21

Active Member
#13
ill-matic said:
i think you should hire a car, drive all the way to Mexico, dump the rental, and begin a new life in the heavily pollutted regions of Mexico City , under the new name of Pablo Rodriguez Santa Negarra De La Barra Besco
LMAO

Luckily I stayed sober enough not to embarass myself at the Christmas Party.
 

lii

New Member
#14
i made an ass outta myself at my friends birthday party doing some speech. it was years ago and i still cringe slightly when i think about it bcuz it was infront of ppl i see all the time and have a lot of respect for, but in time u get less and less concerned with it. dont worry the feeling will wear off, just dont do it again :horny:
 

Preach

Well-Known Member
#18
i wanna know what you did too haha.

the commas got something to do with the previews i think. when i make a thread i hate that people can preview the first few lines. while when i'm browsing, i love that feature.
 
#19
Rizzle said:
i wanna know what you did too haha.

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i want to know what i did to.
well i remember some things i said but i wont say.

the when i went back to work one of my workmates was really cut at me and didnt speak to me all day. apparantly i spilt his best mates drink then some dude suggested i buy him another drink and i had a go at him and told him he can get fucked, and such. that was only 1 incident. alot of other things i just randomly said, especialy to the girls. damn im a clown. hopefuly people are starting to forget it. the best thing to do is just try to laugh it of
 

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