I actually tip my hat to Da_Funk's comeback. Doesn't matter who's right, the comedic value in his response takes the cake for me.
And about Pac/sodomizing, most people in the know, know, you know? I challenge you to dig up the court files or anything listning the violations he was being charged with, look through them, and make a strong case for why your comparison is even remotely accurate. The details around that [Pac's] case are nowhere near as sketchy as "we met michael jackson shopping at the mall, got to talking, then my nine year old spent the weekend at michael's ranch while i was given his credit card and could use it as i wanted". I bet only 2-3 people here have actually seen a significant amount of in-depth documentaries about both Michael's, and Pac's lives (from different sources to negate possible bias). There's a reason why most people think MJ is a child molestor, but why most people believe that Pac got set up. It's all in the details surrounding the two cases, and the sentiments shared by the people involved, as well as research done by third party enthusiasts.