pizza is my favorite food. i could eat it till it killed me. being a pizza veteran, i would like to send a big "FUCK YOU" to all vegetarians and semi-vegetarians who eat chicken and fish, but not red meat (wtf is that anyway?) who make up their own pussy versions of pizzas. i mean, wtf is a "vegetarian pizza"? that shit should be illegal. you can't eat pizza without taco meat, beef or ham. comparison: a pool without water, a store without merchandise, dj harris without a corny accent that by itself makes me.. "laff" HAR!
personally, i never liked shrimps and tuna on pizzas. i know they make those kinds of pizzas even in italy, and i know that it is fact an og veteran pizza. i still don't like it. meh. it's a matter of taste.
oh, and a trivial fact. being that i date from the vikings (who pillaged and assfucked calcuttos great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents) i should tell you that the vikings were the first ever known people in history to make a pizza-like dish. although the viking pizza was thicker and didn't have tomato sauce on it, it was indeed bread with something on it and cheese on top. i mean, like, zzzZZOOOMG, how cool is that?
so anyway, i kinda got off track here, but i was gonna ask you what your favorite pizza is. please describe it in detail (for instance, do you like the og style thin italiano pizza, or the american pan pizza which is a lot thicker? what kind of cheese? do you use spices on your pizza after it is done to give it that extra little sparkling taste that tingles in your taste buds?) share your feelings on pizza, people!
personally, i never liked shrimps and tuna on pizzas. i know they make those kinds of pizzas even in italy, and i know that it is fact an og veteran pizza. i still don't like it. meh. it's a matter of taste.
oh, and a trivial fact. being that i date from the vikings (who pillaged and assfucked calcuttos great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents) i should tell you that the vikings were the first ever known people in history to make a pizza-like dish. although the viking pizza was thicker and didn't have tomato sauce on it, it was indeed bread with something on it and cheese on top. i mean, like, zzzZZOOOMG, how cool is that?
so anyway, i kinda got off track here, but i was gonna ask you what your favorite pizza is. please describe it in detail (for instance, do you like the og style thin italiano pizza, or the american pan pizza which is a lot thicker? what kind of cheese? do you use spices on your pizza after it is done to give it that extra little sparkling taste that tingles in your taste buds?) share your feelings on pizza, people!
