I shower and shower some more, but I still stink.

#26
Diaz said:

I hate you so much.

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On point. Carry some fuckin deodorant/body spray (use adidas its the shit) with you at all times. If people ask whats stickin out of your pocket tell them you have a very wide dick.

;)
 

AmerikazMost

Well-Known Member
#30
It could be the food. Once I had pizza and I put garlic on it, then I went miniature golfing with my grandfather. Well, the course was near this field and I guess the bugs could smell it through my skin because they kept attacking me and trying to land on my legs. I was swinging the club around trying to knock 'em away. Eventually, we had to leave and go home.
 
#31
PuffnScruff said:
old spice red zone, with the 8 hour protection. shit works!
Liar! I use Irish Spring (soap bar), Old Spice Red Zone (body wash), Axe (deodrant spray), and Bruth cologne, and all four together are doing nothing for me. I bought Adidas deodrant stick today, but I am skeptical. Hopefully, it will do the job, because it promises 24 hour protection.
 
#34
puberty...

maybe try wearing a car airfreshener round your neck (preferably pine scent)
take a bath in cologne
smoke those cigars that smell good
anyone tells u shit bout your b.o punch them in the nose and declare the problem solved...
all these work 4 me :D
 
#37
WASH YOUR DIRTY ASS NIGGA!!

but seriously, follow the advice given here, have a bath or whatever, use your soap and when u come out apply some anti persperant or something, DONT SPRAY DEODERANT ON BO, thats like bringing a skinhead to the black panther party.
 
#39
jaypakavelya said:
what the fuck is a BO ??
Body Oder

and don use axe, its jus a waste, its rilly strong wen u spray, and then fades quickly, plus i hate that smell, all the grade 9s at my school use it, they like bath in that shit, ther hallway stinks sooo bad. If u use axe, ud hav to keep reaplyin every 30 mins and its not a nice smell neways. Use cologne, i no its expensive, but it does the job and its worth it.
 
#40
I take Fish Oil (ie Cod Liver Oil) supplements with my food, which makes me smell really bad. But I have to take it for it benefits my ibs. I also love eating onions and garlic, I have one or the other in every other meal: so I must STINK! Fish oil is the worst.
 

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