well like your average chicken, first she would be alive, i would break her nose off, then proceed to pump her with steroids and hormones to make her breasts bigger, so big that her legs cant even handle the wait, then i would whip her into my truck, throw alive into a pool of boiling water to remove all her hair, then i would chop her up , marinate her, spice her, and cook her by whatever method you prefer and when she gets to your plate shed be dead
unless you eat live chickens