How you wanna die (aka 10000000 ways 2 die, choose 1)

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

It's quite simple. Bite any motherfucker that come near you. Break the skin, get some saliva (some blood if you can manage it) in that cut & hey presto, you've got one dead motherfucker!

 

[Hurts]

lmao like isnt it illegal to commit suicide too?

 

[Jocka]

yea it is... i think if u live u get time in jail, but if u get a smart lawyer and a smart judge you can just be like "no, I attempted suicide, I didn't commit it.. this is unlawful and if i spend time in jail i will sew"

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Yeah it is in some places. That's the main reason I don't kill myself.

I've been so close at times too, past all that 'what about mum', 'what will people think', 'I'll miss whoever' & all that bullshit. I was ready to do it then I thought, 'I can't go through with this shit it's against the LAW!'

LOL

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

yea it is... i think if u live u get time in jail, but if u get a smart lawyer and a smart judge you can just be like "no, I attempted suicide, I didn't commit it.. this is unlawful and if i spend time in jail i will sew"

Damn right if you spend time in jail you gonna 'sew'. They work cons like a motherfucker these days.....lol

 

[Jocka]

Yeah it is in some places. That's the main reason I don't kill myself.

I've been so close at times too, past all that 'what about mum', 'what will people think', 'I'll miss whoever' & all that bullshit. I was ready to do it then I thought, 'I can't go through with this shit it's against the LAW!'

LOL

i think this law would be better if they drug ur dead corpse into prison and just tossed u in a cell .. i also think it might make the prisoners think twice about committing suicide, watching other prisoners rape ur corpse..

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

i think this law would be better if they drug ur dead corpse into prison and just tossed u in a cell .. i also think it might make the prisoners think twice about committing suicide, watching other prisoners rape ur corpse..

That's a good idea!

Prisoners raping your corpse to Slipknot!

LOL

 

[Hurts]

yea it is... i think if u live u get time in jail, but if u get a smart lawyer and a smart judge you can just be like "no, I attempted suicide, I didn't commit it.. this is unlawful and if i spend time in jail i will sew"

LMAO BUT IS IT GOIN 2 BE ON UR RECORD I KNOW SUM PPLZ WOULD DO IT YA KNOW...

they'd be like...: Yo long time no see dawg where ya been? locked up man attempted murder...

 

[Jocka]

That's a good idea!

Prisoners raping your corpse to Slipknot!

LOL

yea.. only problem here is at some point u'd have to go to court.. . .. this could be a problem since u can't speak for urself..

 

[Jocka]

LMAO BUT IS IT GOIN 2 BE ON UR RECORD I KNOW SUM PPLZ WOULD DO IT YA KNOW...

they'd be like...: Yo long time no see dawg where ya been? locked up man attempted murder...

hahahahahaha that'd be hilarious.. u go to get a job "So .. i see u have a record here. Of attempted murder on... yourself? .. .. . . ok well i think we can bypass the bullshit. Since you have a record of attempted murder, regardless of what you might have done to you, we cannot hire you for that reason."

 

[Hurts]

lmao i pictured that already lmfaoooooooo

 

[critikaldesignz]

i dont wanna die like kurt cobain or run over by a train like, just for the fact that i don't want to be in my coffin with my head in 80 pieces and my 4 fingers missing.

 

[mechman]

die quickly like at my presidental inauguration and getting assassinated.

 

[Steph]

any way is good for me (other than what i posted in the other forum) but the most likely is suicide, but none of that pussy shit like cutting my wrist if im gonna kill myself im gonna do it the right way

 

[haunted]

On a bed with my kids next to me.

 

[Steph]

^^awww how cute

 

[Lil Jm]

Heart Attack while having sex

:thumb: yeah for real

 

[Tupac Yupanqui]

I Want To Fall In Sleep And When I Wake Up, Be Dead.

 

[pietro006]

I wanna die while sleeping

 

[-Daniel-]

Ha! our biggest problem lies ahead of us. But is it really our choice? Are you denying the existence of life after death?