How funny would that be - Me making that much a year.

[H.E. Pennypacker]

I've recently been looking for another job, and I get an email. This guy sends me an email, saying he saw my resume, offering a job that could land me $52Gs. I read that, and I think "Is this guy on crack?"

My resume is so pitiful, its not worth laughing at, and this guy wants to drop 52 bombs on an 18 year old who has practically no experience in anything? Its hilarious. That'd be 52Gs in addition to what I make now.

I went ahead and applied for the job, but I think Earth will be rotating around the Moon before I get the job. If you saw my resume, you'd be laughing.

I'll be perfectly honest with you guys...I've had only one job..ever! But my resume is a little *cough* of this and that, if you know what I mean.

PS: Its a position as an Administrative Assistant/Executive Assistant.

Share stories of how you landed a job based on ...well, nothing or something close to nothing.

 

[Butt Rubber]

is the job being an Administrative Manuer Seperater Assistant?

 

[71Outlaw71]

It's hard for me to get a job cause i got a criminal record.
But I got lucky my family bought a Taco Del Mar not too long ago so I'm gonna start working there. Tomarrow's my first day :thumb: :thumb:

 

[The.Menace]

Man, do what you gotta do. 52G sounds good so go for it, nothing to lose man. Good luck.

 

[devils_advok8]

Man, do what you gotta do. 52G sounds good so go for it, nothing to lose man. Good luck.

:thumb:
I'd hunt you down and kill you if you blew it

 

[k69atie]

go for it!!! Good luck

 

[Pittsey]

I got my job by falling into it. I lied a little on the application. Then I worked hard for a few years.

Basically I was hanging about with the wrong people and cruising in life. Then my mum gave me an application which I filled out. 7 years later, I'm minted. Sweet.

 

[AmerikazMost]

Well right now I'm in the only job I ever had, and considering it's a deli associate at a food store, it's not that hard to get. But during the interview I was relaxed and joked around with the lady, and she liked that, so that's how I got it.

Like someone said in my picture thread, I got game

 

[not really ken]

7 years later, I'm minted. Sweet.

what you making per annum?

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

^
Yeah Pittsey, confess!!

And use that old "I'm not giving you my financial details" because we don't want details, just a figure. Plus, you're from Slough.......nobody's trying to rob you.

 

[Robert Key]

I've recently been looking for another job, and I get an email. This guy sends me an email, saying he saw my resume, offering a job that could land me $52Gs. I read that, and I think "Is this guy on crack?"

My resume is so pitiful, its not worth laughing at, and this guy wants to drop 52 bombs on an 18 year old who has practically no experience in anything? Its hilarious. That'd be 52Gs in addition to what I make now.

I went ahead and applied for the job, but I think Earth will be rotating around the Moon before I get the job. If you saw my resume, you'd be laughing.

I'll be perfectly honest with you guys...I've had only one job..ever! But my resume is a little *cough* of this and that, if you know what I mean.

PS: Its a position as an Administrative Assistant/Executive Assistant.

Share stories of how you landed a job based on ...well, nothing or something close to nothing.

you're coming across as a very un-confident, talentless, and conservative person. stop writing about how crap you are on the net and do something about it!!

 

[Jokerman]

^Where is he coming from?

Anyway, I wouldn't count on that kind of money for this job if I were you. It might just be a lure for a job no one else wants. Or there's some kind of commission involved, so that you can potentially make that much, but no one really does.

 

[Pittsey]

what you making per annum?

^
Yeah Pittsey, confess!!

And use that old "I'm not giving you my financial details" because we don't want details, just a figure. Plus, you're from Slough.......nobody's trying to rob you.

Ok. This is the internet I shouldn't be posting these details. And plus I'm not bragging.


But my basic is, in American Dollars, over 100K. In UK pounds it is under 100K. But OT knocks it up a touch depending on how hard I wanna work.


I get a bit extra from little sidelines I have here and there. But they are becoming less and less these days.

 

[Troublesome1996]

What exactly do you do?

 

[Pittsey]

What exactly do you do?

Electronics Engineer.


I am Technical Manager of all the CCTV, Traffic Lights Controls and Taxi system on Heathrow Airport. Exciting huh!!

 

[Troublesome1996]

nice, bet you could cause some serious problems if you fancied lol

 

[Pittsey]

nice, bet you could cause some serious problems if you fancied lol

Yeah. lol

I've also created some serious one's I didn't want to. lol

 

[Casey]

Damn Pitts. I never knew you worked at Heathrow. I'm always at Heathrow catching flights to other countries when we're on tour. I should come find you one of these times lol.

 

[Pittsey]

Damn Pitts. I never knew you worked at Heathrow. I'm always at Heathrow catching flights to other countries when we're on tour. I should come find you one of these times lol.

I'm not very visible. Usually behind the scenes. But cool.

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

Pitts, you doing a 100? Yeah, right! I don't believe it. You wouldn't be spending time with us (SH members) if you made that much.