homosexuals

ill-matic

Well-Known Member
#1
one of my mates has been chatting to this dude from another state in australia on the internet and theyve developed a little bit of an e-relationship (very homo).

after a few weeks they get pretty close, and my friends birthday was on last weekend so this dude from another state decided to fly over for my friends bday and to holiday for a week (holiday in my friends ass probably)

now i know my friend is bi-sexual, and thats cool, i respect that and i got absolutely no qualms with it. i met his friend on the weekend cos we went out clubbing and just looking at him pissed me off. ill explain

he was a short, scrawny looking 23 year old that actually looked 12. i feel immense guilt in typing this but he was annoyingly gay. we wanted to put our shit in the cloak room of the club and the lady is like "what is your name" and he said his name in such a gay way i cringed. he also ate his mcdonalds fries one by one. one by one! that annoyed me

my point is that i dont mind homo's or bi's or whatever. whatever your sexual preference is you still belong to a particular sex. if youre a guy and you like it up the poopenshaft then whatever, do what you want. but dont be a fucking soft woman. you are a man whatever you fuck, and you always will be. it shits me how some gays practically give up their masculinity with their gay ass lisps and butter cup attitudes. also when i see fat sweaty dikes with one side of their head shaved and some fucking bullring all over their face. the fuck is this?
 

Rukas

Capo Dei Capi
Staff member
#2
Yeah I never understood why gay men would be attracted to other men who act like women... Wait a minute... I thought you liked men? Whats the point of being gay if you like she-men...

And anyone who eats fries one by one needs to be put down before they get a chance to breed for the good of humanity.
 
#3
Someones jealous... Nah I'm j/k... I know girls who do that same shit too (eat fries one by one), sometimes it can be alright, they trying to be decent and all. But when a dude does it... makes you wanna slap somebody

But just like you... I don't understand why gay people have to have "special" mannerisms, if you're gonna fuck another dude in the ass, is the rest of the shit necessary? Thats how I know its a disorder or people think its some how cool to be gay (Thanks MTV!).
 

Duke

Well-Known Member
Staff member
#7
lol, you're right (for a change :D). Back in my highschool there were some gay teachers. One for geography, one for philosophy. The philo guy was gay as hell, but he acted normal. It'd take you a good 5 minutes before the thought started floating to the surface "he might be a poof". The geo teacher, he wouldn't even need to speak before you knew he was a professional sissy. Both great guys, thats not the point, but where one was normal and somewhat reserved the other was the epitome of a fag. And yeah, Ive never understood why they have to act like a 6 year old little princess girl. Being gay doesn't "smoothen" your motions (read: hop about like a girl), it shouldnt lower your voice nor force you to eat your fries like a malaria patient. But still they do, they get in the role of the uber-poof. The only thing that pisses me off about gays, sometimes, the whole changed attitude type of thing.
 

Preach

Well-Known Member
#9
P.U. said:
What's wrong with eating fries one by one? I do it too and I'm not gay :/
yea me too :( lol

i agree though. i'm okay with the sexual preference, but not all the other shit previously mentioned.

good post illmatic! k.
 

Rukas

Capo Dei Capi
Staff member
#10
^^ Youre both gay you just dont know it yet.

Eating fries one by one is gay code just like rainbow bumper stickers and little Paris Hilton dogs.
 

Preach

Well-Known Member
#12
Rukas said:
^^ Youre both gay you just dont know it yet.

Eating fries one by one is gay code just like rainbow bumper stickers and little Paris Hilton dogs.
thing is, though, that i nag the shit out of all my friends and my brother if i see them smearing their face with creams and lets their hair grow long. i really hate homosexual features lol.

omg. i'm one of them self-hating homos
 
#13
i dunno how i eat my fries...im gonna have to check next time... i usually just stick my hand in there and pick up the fries....

i think if he licked the salt off his fingers, he's gay....but then again, i do that too...so....
 

Jibster

Active Member
#14
I completely understand you Ill-matic.

Gay guys are fine, they don't bother me. But overly camp ones who shove it in everyone's faces (not literally) do my fuckin swede in.
 

THEV1LL4N

Well-Known Member
#15
Rukas said:
^^ Youre both gay you just dont know it yet.

Eating fries one by one is gay code just like rainbow bumper stickers and little Paris Hilton dogs.

loooooooooooool x 32492348943 (<<thats not my numba by the way gayboys)
 

Dante

Meyer & Dante Best Friends4eva
#20
what i never understood was the accent. is lisping considered feminine? seriously - do whatever you want, i don't care or want to see it, but what's up with this lisping shit?
 

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