HELP, Need a Disease or Illness asap

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

He mean fever

 

[Bender]

Guys, i need help. I missed a couple exams in school and need a valid excuse. Something like a Cold, or flu won't cut it. Cancer and Aids is pushing it too far. I need something that would have kept me in bed for a couple weeks, with me being close to being on my death bed, but not that far....
You get what im trying to say, please help me out guys.

Please........................

Just keep it real tell them like it is. You can always go to college afterwards.

 

[Jurhum]

Tell him you are gay and how handsome he looks

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

^
Skip past that bullshit & pinch his ass!

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Pheifer.

Tell them your Mekhi Pheifer, hey you might even miss a few more days.

 

[Dave D]

An STD is the best way to go. They will realise its embarrasing admitting something like that and wont ask too many question.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

^
Good call....only an OG could come with that level of realness.

 

[ChrisZimbo]

He mean fever

i know just making fun of the idiot

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Sorry, I underestimate the IQ of everyone lol

Btw, nice set of green lights you got there

 

[Jurhum]

^ Why don't you steal them.

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

^
Good call....only an OG could come with that level of realness.

hahahaha at "only an OG..."

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

^
I would but even Glaswegians draw the line somewhere...

 

[mechman]

say you have mono

 

[excalibur22]

Std's are an option, but which one, i'm being serious here, alot of shit could be on the line. Doesn't anyone know any of those weird sounding diseases that the doctors always spout out, and you don't know what the fuck he'd talking about. Shit like that c'mon people...

 

[one mc on dj]

lmao

macrodystrophia lipomatosa

A rare nonfamilial disease characterised by enlargement of the fingers by lipomas, with painful degenerative arthropathy of the metacarpophalangeal and interphalangeal joints.

Well...it sure sounds good...

http://cancerweb.ncl.ac.uk/omd/

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

I say you do what Billy Ho done & prod your cat until it attacks you!

If you don't have a cat, cycle into a wall....just like Billy Ho did!

 

[mechman]

mono is an std where you have to stay in bed for a week resting. Try that, works for me.

 

[xXHizzo.M40Xx]

a death in the family or a friend or something is the best thing to go for.... u dont need a doctors note, just forge a note or somethin for u teacher... just say your great aunt pertula died, and that you was extremely close to her, and that your still mournin...

 

[Missy "C"]

I say you do what Billy Ho done & prod your cat until it attacks you!

If you don't have a cat, cycle into a wall....just like Billy Ho did!

A big LOL
and the nuclear reactor was a good idea, i would say something like that,
or
ask my parents to write a note, that's what I used to do all the time when i was at school.

 

[Duke]

He mean fever

Pfeiffer is a legitimate illness. You're always tired and shit.