Funny Gravestone Quotes

[ArtsyGirl]

If anyones offended by this you know which button to click.

In small writting..

Step Back Your Standing on My Face!

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On the grave of a woman who died in 1984. Colorado Springs, Colorado. Her son, owner of Zeezo's Magic Castle in Colorado Springs, stated that his mother had been married to a Texan who is buried in Texas.

I would

rather be here

than in Texas.

 

[haunted]

When im burried i wanna have this on my grave stone "even though you are standing above me you're still beneith me"

 

[ArtsyGirl]

hahaha good one it'll be good to bring either a or to the face of your loved one.

 

[critikaldesignz]

Step Back Your Standing on My Face!

Wow the tombstone engraver doesn't even know how to spell "You're"

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

When im burried i wanna have this on my grave stone "even though you are standing above me you're still beneith me"

lolol
im stealin that

 

[Flipmo]

'' I love necrophilia, you know what to do ''

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Wow the tombstone engraver doesn't even know how to spell "You're"

The guys dead whats he gonna do?

 

[71Outlaw71]

'' I love necrophilia, you know what to do ''

LOL

 

[not really ken]

"OH you who stands above me, know, that you will be here soon."

 

[Zero Cool]

"My family already smoked me"

 

[Dave D]

"I told you I was ill"

 

[Outla Spirit]

"The fuck you starin at?"

 

[Jokerman]

"Your fly is open."

 

[C.R.Y.]

"i can see up your skirt from here"

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Wish you were here

 

[Diaz]

"kdogg"

 

[Illuminattile]

Here Lies Illuminattile
Buried At His Request
With One Million Pounds In Cash

See how long it takes some greedy fucker to dig me up.