Foul mouthed parrot banished in London

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LONDON (AFP) - A foul-mouthed parrot previously owned by a lorry driver has been banished from public areas in a British animal sanctuary after repeatedly embarrassing his keepers, they said.

Barney, a five-year-old Macaw, is now kept indoors at Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary in Nuneaton, central England, when outsiders visit after abusing dignitaries with swearword-littered insults.

"He's told a lady mayoress to f..(expletive) off and he told a lady vicar: 'And you can f... off as well'," sanctuary worker Stacey Clark said.

Nor did the forces of law and order escape, she added.

"Two policemen came to have a look at the centre. He told them: 'And you can f... off you two wankers'."

Clark said sanctuary workers believed Barney either picked up the phrases from television or was taught them by his previous owner, a lorry driver who emigrated to Spain.

"He does say 'Hello, big boy' and 'Thank you' when you give him a biscuit," she added.

"But it's mainly naughty words and always to the wrong people. We're trying to teach him not to swear. Macaws are very intelligent birds."

:D
 
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Luv4Pac4Ever said:
told a lady mayoress to "fuck off" and he told a lady vicar: "And you can fuck off as well'



"Two policemen came to have a look at the centre. He told them: 'And you can f... off you two wankers'
Damn that's the funniest bird ever.


He doesn't take shit from the 5-0 either. that's a very respectable bird
 

Duke

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HAHAHAHA, officially the most gangsta bird in the world.

LMAO. That beastie is fantastic. I WANT IT SO BAD!
 

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