Edit: My post has been rendered impotent by 2pac4prez2004's sudden rush of heterosexuality. For historical reasons, my post will remain.
Hmm, fruity demeanour, both ears pierced, gay facial hair, slight body, reddened chest (possible itch, relieved by ferocious scratching), nipple piercings, reddened nipples (probably due to piercings but the chest hair highlights them by contrasting) and the verdict is....GAY!!
Death by electrocution.