yea but you guys put on tight suits with bright colors and wear your underwear on the outside and run around slapping each other on the ass
your superpowers are knowing how to put highlights in each others hair. doings nails. shampoo hair, rinse and repeat. last but not least , how to make arts and crafts.
we drive pimped out cadillacs and other luxury cars. wearing pin stripe suits. we do the wifey thing on fridays, and saturdays is for the girlfriends. there aint nothing gay about that.
oh yea, and we are good tippers! :thumb: