i have this bird that really annoys the fuck out of me because he keeps screaming.what i do is,i cover up his cage with blankets,then i shake his cage until he starts crying.sometimes i spray him with water just to piss him off.
I sometimes piss my cats off, but they know its good fun so dont really care and just wait for me to get tired holding em in an uncomfortable position.
When I was about 13 I made a slingshot and shot my cusins dog right beneeth his eye (luckily) I still feel bad for doing it poor thing, sweetest dog I know, but I think he got his revenge cuz my cusins other dog apperently thought my hand was food when I was feeding it later on that day... I still have those bitemarks, fuckers!
Some things I mentioned to Bank Robber.
- Put cat under bed, surround bed with blankets, pillows, etc. and see how long it takes her to find her way out
- Put cat in grocery bag and hang grocery bag on dresser handle (there's no way out of this one)
- Put cat in pillow case and fuckin SLAM it against the wall