Cockroachez

#1
do any of yall have roachez in ya house? i got lyk mutant cockroachez dat chew thru cardboard boxes n all. 1 nce i went 2 pour out the box of fruitloops n a whole bunch of eggz poured into my plate.so i went 2 make toast but the plastic bag had antz n roachez scurrying everywhere 1nce i tapped the bag.i think theyll outlive the human race by a long shot.but yeah do any of you have the same problem?
 

Flipmo

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#2
Been in apartments with em. They ugly as fuck, God, ugly mother fuckers, disgusting.

They're impossible to kill. They fucking reproduce like fucking rabbits. You can cut their heads off, and they keep moving and shit. They only die from starvation afterwards, also they usually look for warm dark spots. So watch your bed before you get in there, they've been known to hide in sheets, in large groups of them.


What you need to do is get an exterminator, asap. Cause soon the whole house is gonna be filled with them. If you do decide to call an exterminator, your home may be off limits for a day/night so hopefully you have a place to crash.

Goodluck.
 
#3
eww, nah we dont get too many roaches. We get moths and some spiders. We have this thing that plugs into a powerpoint and sends noises out or something (you know the type of thing) that keep most of the bugs away. I'd had to housesit places with ants and that is so annoying, leave stuff out for 5 seconds and the bastards are all in it. Argh.
 
#4
FlipMo said:
Been in apartments with em. They ugly as fuck, God, ugly mother fuckers, disgusting.

They're impossible to kill. They fucking reproduce like fucking rabbits. You can cut their heads off, and they keep moving and shit. They only die from starvation afterwards, also they usually look for warm dark spots. So watch your bed before you get in there, they've been known to hide in sheets, in large groups of them.


What you need to do is get an exterminator, asap. Cause soon the whole house is gonna be filled with them. If you do decide to call an exterminator, your home may be off limits for a day/night so hopefully you have a place to crash.

Goodluck.
nah we tried exterminator a whole gang a timez. i think they built up a resistance or sum bullshit.they keep on cumin back.i think the only way i can kill em iz 2 stomp the muthafuckaz or hit em wit a book 4 tha 1'z that fly around lyk itz world war fuckin 2. itz even worse wen itz about 2 rain, they every damn where.
 

Flipmo

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#5
lol, the books don't always work do they? You drop the book on em, mother fuckers keep on crawling like if it was nothing.

If the exterminations didn't work, maybe there is a 'nest' somewhere outside of your home, but they're getting in somehow. Cause I dunno why they resist that poison. Unless your extermination confused the poison with rose toilet scents. lol
 
#6
FlipMo said:
lol, the books don't always work do they? You drop the book on em, mother fuckers keep on crawling like if it was nothing.

If the exterminations didn't work, maybe there is a 'nest' somewhere outside of your home, but they're getting in somehow. Cause I dunno why they resist that poison. Unless your extermination confused the poison with rose toilet scents. lol
believe me, dat shit putz the surage farm 2 shame. we had roach bombz n all, we dropped em down all the nearby drainz. a few dayz LL8er there waz a couple of dead catz, the roachez died down 4 a bit but then they came back. but ill figure out sumthin 1 day
 

Synful*Luv

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#8
Damn, in the cereal? That's fucked up :(

I don't have any, but i've been to houses where they did have them, i hate those little creatures, they're everywhere, you can step on them a million times and they won't die, they congregate in corners in the dark, and then when you turn the lights on, they still won't run.

Grrrr, thankfully i don't have to live with them :(
 

Maverick

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#11
in florida theres lots of roaches, but not to your extent...

some homes can get real bad round here.. i guess it depends on ur location
 
#14
in the summer we usually have flys in the kitchen but theybe never caused much trouble, also spiders every now and then cuz theres a lot of trees and things like that. ants get in sometiems but they dont last or mess with food, and we once had a colony of some odd tiny beetle like bugs but they dissapeared
 

SicC

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#15
i get roaches... i primarily find them in my bathtube when i get home. havent chewed through the tube yet but they could be working on it.

pz
 
#16
=black_inc= said:
do any of yall have roachez in ya house? i got lyk mutant cockroachez dat chew thru cardboard boxes n all. 1 nce i went 2 pour out the box of fruitloops n a whole bunch of eggz poured into my plate.so i went 2 make toast but the plastic bag had antz n roachez scurrying everywhere 1nce i tapped the bag.i think theyll outlive the human race by a long shot.but yeah do any of you have the same problem?
clean your fuckin crib brah:thumb:
 

C.R.Y.

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#18
i dont got roaches but in my basement i got a lot of spiders. their probably the reason why i dont have no roaches. i rarely see roaches, maybe once every 5 months and thats it.
 

keco52

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#19
Amara said:
We have this thing that plugs into a powerpoint and sends noises out or something (you know the type of thing) that keep most of the bugs away.
:thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

I used to have those pinchey bugs in my basement...So I bought those lil things that plug into the electrical outlet and it sends out a high frequency wave or something that only bugs and other pests can hear....and I've never had a bug in my house since then.

I'd probably move if I found a spider in my house...I'm hate insects
:(
 

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