"Chuck Norris tears could cure cancer....too bad he never cries"
"Chcuk Norris once went to a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac, and he got it"
these shits are so stupid that they are funny
"Chuck Norris is such a pimp he lost his virginty b4 his dad"
"Chuck Norris is such a pimp all he has to do is look at a girl....and she becomes pregnant"