What if I convinced you to get into my time machine? So you stepped in and I sent you through time and space. The only problem is that you had no control over the journey. So this is how I set it up:
You will travel backwards and forward in time - forever stuck in an infinite loop. Every 60 seconds your face will appear directly in front of a famous person that is about to bust a nut. So you will receive nut in your face from famous guys throughout history for the next 50 to 60 years.
The sad thing will be, you will yearn to die, but some nut will drip in your mouth giving you the protein power to live out the rest of your life. Even if you spit, you still get enough nutrients to live.
The other thing is the time machine "JERKS" every time it appears in normal time. That means you try to block your face but your hands get jerked back down, exposing your face.
You will travel backwards and forward in time - forever stuck in an infinite loop. Every 60 seconds your face will appear directly in front of a famous person that is about to bust a nut. So you will receive nut in your face from famous guys throughout history for the next 50 to 60 years.
The sad thing will be, you will yearn to die, but some nut will drip in your mouth giving you the protein power to live out the rest of your life. Even if you spit, you still get enough nutrients to live.
The other thing is the time machine "JERKS" every time it appears in normal time. That means you try to block your face but your hands get jerked back down, exposing your face.
