Bit of a strange question...
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PuffnScruff said:
i do not, but i once delivered pizza to a home where the people living there did have a squierelle monkey, as seen here
kind of strange to see it running around the living room. about scared the shit out of a friend of mine that delivered there once
kind of strange to see it running around the living room. about scared the shit out of a friend of mine that delivered there once
yeah, in the states, maybe not all states, depends on county laws etc, all you need is a permit (i think). it would be a bitch trying to train those little fuckers, keep them clean,and pick up after them. it would be like having a wild baby. i would be affraid the thing might throw its poo at me or attack me in my sleep.
having a monkey as a pet is ok, but only if you spend the bulk of your time outdoors. monkeys do bad things with their poop. they know it's revolting to us, and they use it as a tool for power. it's true. monkeys cannot be housetrained to any solid success, which is why most monkey owners i have heard of or seen keep them in their garages. hey, i don't mind getting hit with some flying poop once and a while, but all the time is just ridiculous. i'd rather get a mogwai.
^^^ yes...i like that.... i was gonna say gorilla...no one would fuck with you...gorillas would whip the shit outta anyone...including you....but the thing is, you gotta train it....and i'd have to buy a dodge sprinter, so that i could transport it to the local parks where we have our local gang wars... get mighty joe young on their asses...
