This thread is funny as fuck.
He never got stabbed or pistol whipped. No matter how creative your writing it. And no matter how difficult it is to interpret science.
It looks to me that he fell off a moped. He looks like a moped rider. You know the one's - Burberry cap, Hoodie and tracksuit bottoms.
It aint stab wounds that for sure. All of the stab wounds I've seen have come from craft knives and are nasty. As for a pistol, where are you? Reading or NY?
Reading has some fit birds though.
And my friend is doctoring police documents as we speak. He's trying to get a good job and his criminal record holds him back. So he's doctoring his criminal record check. CRC. He also doctored a few qualifications. He now has the required A level and Degree. lol. He's gonna get put in prison for fraud. I did warn him. And then I had to give him a reference and lie my ass off the whole way through it.
So it aint hard to falsify documents.