a free tip for waking up

[jasedwads]

you know when you have to wake up, and get out of bed and its cold and u cannot be bothered to move but you know you have to get up.

Well what you can do is have a wank and shoot it up in the air and let it fly all over your stomach . So now you got cum all over your self, now this will make you get up tohave a shower to get the cum of.

so you get to have a wank and have a shower in the morning and this will help you get up.

:thumb:

 

[2Pax]

*wind blows* (bitten fron Silleone)

 

[Sebastian]

best advice ever

 

[simo]

i opened this thread as i have problems waking up, but id prefer to remain tired all day than to use your method lol

 

[2pac4prez2006]

i got probs...going to sleep and waking up...shit man i gotta get up at like 7...i go 2 sleep at like 12/1 ish....lmao at this tip....

 

[not really ken]

get two steel spoons. pour cold water over them and then place the back of the spoons over your eye-lids for a few seconds

should help :thumb:

 

[Maverick-old-account]

lmfao wtf...... hahaha nice

 

[imported_MAKaveli_10]

Lol

 

[2Pax]

get two steel spoons. pour cold water over them and then place the back of the spoons over your eye-lids for a few seconds

should help :thumb:

Im'a try that.

 

[ShockA]

Instead of going through all that... have some coffee or tea or something... seems like a lot of work just to wake up hahahaha!!

 

[My_Dyin_Day04]

Lol, Jasedwads do u do this every morning?

 

[Pacaveli-T]

how bout you just ask someone to wake you basically and if its not good enough get them to throw ice down your pants...very effective.

 

[Exodus]

lol that had to be the gayest thing i have ever heard

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

no one can beat my system.
my alarm clock is at the other side of my room so i cant turn it off from my bed i have to get up. and not only that, but the sound keeps getting louder to the point where you wouldnt mind killing yourself.

 

[Pacaveli-T]

lol that had to be the gayest thing i have ever heard

why? i dunno a mormal person dont need that shit an alarm clock should be sufice.

 

[not really ken]

^^that's what exodus is saying, that the normal alarm clock method should be o.k

By the way, when you say, "should be suffice", you don't need the "be", in there. Sorry, i've been reading the 'language errors' thread in WoW

 

[Pacaveli-T]

^^that's what exodus is saying, that the normal alarm clock method should be o.k

By the way, when you say, "should be suffice", you don't need the "be", in there. Sorry, i've been reading the 'language errors' thread in WoW

ok lol... :thumb:

 

[Bender]

get two steel spoons. pour cold water over them and then place the back of the spoons over your eye-lids for a few seconds

should help :thumb:

You been watching Queer as Folk, Stuart Alan Jones (Aiden Gillian) does that thingy with the spoons.

 

[Rukas]

Youre a fucking idiot. Grow up.

 

[not really ken]

You been watching Queer as Folk, Stuart Alan Jones (Aiden Gillian) does that thingy with the spoons.

lol, Queer as folk. WTF? Bet all the WoW heads are laughing at me watching a prgramme with (im presuming) queers in it.

I'd rather eat my own shit :thumb: