21st Birthday

[ChrisZimbo]

Is it really a special time , which calls for a special gift?? One of my really good mates is turning 21 soon , and i wanna give him something ,but i wanna know should it be something worth more than a bottle of vodka lol?

 

[PuffnScruff]

nothing says i love you like a blowjob

 

[ChrisZimbo]

nothing says i love you like a blowjob

why , why has there always gotta be a smart piece of shit on the board with a wise ass comment ... go shove it up george's ass

 

[PuffnScruff]

why , why has there always gotta be a smart piece of shit on the board with a wise ass comment ... go shove it up george's ass

why has there always gotta be am ignorant dumb ass that thinks using the word "george" towards me is an insult.

don't forget to swallow

 

[THA_DAN]

nothing says i love you like a blowjob

lol

 

[ChrisZimbo]

why has there always gotta be am ignorant dumb ass that thinks using the word "george" towards me is an insult.

don't forget to swallow

probably because your naive penis of a head idolises him , hey , i took a shot in the dark , anyways , your not funny , and your punchlines suck , so have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up

 

[Diaz]

1. Puff was just joking, relax there pal.
2. We don't know your buddy, so we don't know what would be considered "special" to get him, all we can say is "Get him a gift card!1!" or something gay like that.

 

[ChrisZimbo]

1. Puff was just joking, relax there pal.
2. We don't know your buddy, so we don't know what would be considered "special" to get him, all we can say is "Get him a gift card!1!" or something gay like that.

1. Who said i wasnt joking and really gave a shit in the first place
2. thanks but id rather take advice from someone who wasnt still in diapers

 

[Diaz]

1. Who said i wasnt joking and really gave a shit in the first place
2. thanks but id rather take advice from someone who wasnt still in diapers

Then again what do you know? He's your "really good mate" and you don't know what to get him for his birthday.

 

[jbrolax]

this is a buffer post. read it and take the time to cool off...

 

[ChrisZimbo]

Then again what do you know? He's your "really good mate" and you don't know what to get him for his birthday.

"read the first post i made again"

 

[S. Fourteen]

the glass is half emptiful, you asshole!

 

[Diaz]

"read the first post i made again"

*Reads first post again*

Should it be worth more than a bottle of vodka?

Well, who would know better than yourself? We don't know the guy, we don't know what would please him.

 

[ChrisZimbo]

close this shit.

Not to seem like a stuck up asshole , but i opened this thread for a reason to get some , hopefully one serious opinion , i didnt label my thread "hey , while your at it leave a shitty one liner in the thread while your at it" . Honestly i see enough of this shit in other threads , if i wanted a crappy one liner id read the comic strip in the local newspaper

 

[_carmi]

lol

offer him a night at a club with a limo :thumb:

with the bottle of vodka

 

[S. Fourteen]

^ word. but shouldn't this special gift come from your heart and NOT from idiots like us?

 

[ChrisZimbo]

*Reads first post again*

Should it be worth more than a bottle of vodka?

Well, who would know better than yourself? We don't know the guy, we don't know what would please him.

i didnt say you knew the guy or even gave a shit bout him , all i wanted to know is if i should get someone who is having a 21st more than a cheap bottle of booze , if you have never been in the situation or have never experienced this sort of situation dont reply

 

[ganderson]

make sure ur friend dosn't spend his 21st alone. if u got a few homies that are close to you havin a good time that is the best present you can get. Blaze one fo ya boi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11:thumb:

 

[ChrisZimbo]

make sure ur friend dosn't spend his 21st alone. if u got a few homies that are close to you havin a good time that is the best present you can get. Blaze one fo ya boi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11:thumb:

yeah , nah man there will be a big gig for him

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Look, I'm not one to ruin threads...

... but it's obvious this thread would go nowhere. Did you really think when making this thread that someone who doesn't know this dude at all would come up with a better gift than you could?



Whenever someone starts a thread like this you get the same answers from the same people...


Salar: Make him cookies! I know this good website where you can get cookie cutters from, they have these really cute ones shaped like puppies!

LilShortie: BuY hIm a PoNy!!!

carmi: don't know. I usually buy my friends a $700 cell phone and throw them a party on my daddy's yacht.