Scottish joke

k69atie

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#1
This made me laugh soo much! :D

A Scotsman goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute.

He asks her, "How much do yee charrrge forrrr an hourrr?"

"£100," she replies.

So he asks, "Okay, do yee do Scottish style?"

She says "No!"

He then asks her, "I'll pay you £200 to do it Scottish style?"

She then says no, not knowing what Scottish style was!

So he then offers her £300. Again she declines his offer.

So finally he says, "I'll give yee £500 to go Scottish style with me!"

Finally she agrees thinking, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Scottish style be?"

So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several intense hours they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Scottish style' come in?"

The Scotsman replies... "I'll pay yee next week"."
 

stefanwzyga

Well-Known Member
#6
Khaled said:
^^ i knew this one, but the guy was lebanese
:)
I herd that one before aswell but the dude was english.:)

In all honesty its a pretty wack joke, you knew where it was going from the start.

The funny thing about this for me is, The joke is based on scots being tight fisted, yet out of the 8 people in this thread only 3 have paid for VIP memberships, and donated cash to help the forum!! and one outta the three that has donated is scottish!!!:D

Infact for everyone who aint coughed up $1 for the good of the forum in this thread, if ya go and do it, and i think there is about 5 of you, I will DOUBLE your $5 an chip in another $10 myself!!!:thumb:
 

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