Chronic is actually a 2nd-generation South Korean who lives in Los Angeles. He's been working at his uncle's bodega ever since he bombed the GRE. His post rate fell of dramatically because he'd been busy farming magic swords and whatever else in World of Warcraft and making a tidy profit on eBay. He'd been doing pretty well, until he met a sexy elf by the name of Xindura who seduced him into giving up all of the goods in exchange for steamy private chats and the promise of a webcam encounter. When said webcam encounter finally happened, Xindura was revealed to be a man by the name of Alfred (whose pictures are the ones Chronic uses as his alter-ego). Chronic became depressed, and decided to find a new source of income by street racing with the Acura Integra he'd bought and souped up with the eBay money. Unfortunately, the massive spoilers and body kits did him no good in racing, and now our hero is without an online girlfriend, a car, or direction in life.