Bible Huggers

[S O F I]

They stopped me on my way from a final, and after about 4 minutes of ramblings stemming from the bible, ended with a conclusion, "See, we just proved to you that God exists."

 

[Casey]

LOL. How did they prove that to you? Did they turn you into a believer?

 

[PuffnScruff]

haha, when i lived on the campus at UK i would walk to class in the afternoons. there was this one time i was waiting to cross the street and this old guy was passing out little green bibles to everyone. he didn't preach to me though.

i was stopped by some kids that go door to door preaching the word one time when i was delivering a pizza. i told them i dont believe and god and i pray to satan. they turned around and walked the other way

 

[SicC]

U should have hugged them and walked away.

pz

 

[Prize Gotti]

I tell them to stop being so narrow minded, people use religions to justify excistance. There is no justification, life is just a way to pass time before you die.

 

[Sebastian]

Did you show them some porn on your cellphone?

 

[Jokerman]

"See, we just proved to you that God exists."

You should have grabbed their Bible, ripped it in two and said, "See, I just proved to you that God doesn't exist."

 

[Euphanasia]

You should have grabbed their Bible, ripped it in two and said, "See, I just proved to you that God doesn't exist."

hahahaha

 

[S O F I]

Their justification for God's existence was that the Bible is a book of prophecies and not just for how to live life. Then, the showed me some parts where it talks about the wind blowing all over the earth and four angels saving it and it's alluding to WWII or something, lol. I guess that's in the revelations. I can't remember what else, hot girls were passing by.

 

[EDouble]

Indeed sofi revelations speak of four angels on different sides of the world

 

[DarkPhantom13]

They stopped coming to my neighborhood when they kept getting jacked for their bikes (Jehova's Witnesses).